HE'S BACK!


Yes, Reg returns! Sadly, nothing more can be sent to Grantham New Town as it's full - in fact some posts have had to be exported to Rwanda, Yemen and the Headhunters of Patagonia PLC.

Equally sadly, the madness continues and Reg Pither just can't let it lie. 
Almost everything - yes, EVERYTHING - which has turned this once sceptred isle into a steaming pile of doo-doos can be traced back to the rule of that grocer's daughter, that empathy vacuum, that first mad cow......Margaret Thatcher.
So, strap in (or on), let's just see how GRATE (sic) BRITAIN, and the UK at large, has become.


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